"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1!"
"Come early to get a seat in the back."
"God didn't do it all in one day-what makes you think you can?"
"Happy hour: Sundays at 10am"
"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused."
"Need a new look? Get a faith lift!"
"Jesus is my prozac""If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands"
"God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts."
"If you don't know Jesus, you're in for one hell of a time"
"Stop, drop and roll does not work in hell."
"Exercise daily - walk with the Lord""If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church!"
3 comments:
Haha! These are funny! I don't care for things posted on church billboards... usually they are tacky and I wonder what those who dont' attend church must think of us. But reading them like this .. there are some funny truths there. I like the vitamin one and the "if you don't know Jesus" one.
Very clever! Like Christian comic strips.
I like the fridge one best. These are awesome! :)
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