Signs, Second, Spiritual

Thought I'd post a few more church signs for your enjoyment. The picture below made me chuckle. :)



"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1!"

"Come early to get a seat in the back."

"God didn't do it all in one day-what makes you think you can?"

"Happy hour: Sundays at 10am"

"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused."

"Need a new look? Get a faith lift!"

"Jesus is my prozac"

"If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands"

"God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts."

"If you don't know Jesus, you're in for one hell of a time"

"Stop, drop and roll does not work in hell."

"Exercise daily - walk with the Lord"

"If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church!"

Cheesy, Corny, Church

Every time I pass a cheesy/corny church sign, there are a couple of people I text. it is an ongoing thing and a few more people have joined in along the way.

For Christmas, my friend Kristen got me a church sign calendar. One church sign for every day of the week! So every morning, when I wake up, I roll over, rip off the next day and text it to my church sign peeps. Kristen's boyfriend also knows how much we love the church signs, so when he found "The Little Book of Church Signs", he bought it for us. :)

So, I thought I'd share a few of my favorites here:

"The platypus proves that God has a sense of humor"

"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans."

"Welcome to C H _ _ C H! What's missing? U R!"

"Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families."

"Be an organ donor-give your heart to Jesus."

"Give Satan an inch and He'll be a ruler."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"One birthday isn't enough - be born again!"

"Now open between Easter and Christmas!"

"Our congregation is like fudge: mostly sweet, with a few nuts."

"Sin: the original smoke detector."